Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ugly people sure do ruin things
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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