i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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