Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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