You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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