is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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