You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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