I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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