Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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