It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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