After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Where did you get a picture of my penis
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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