i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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