Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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