He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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