She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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