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(404): View more from Georgia

what's for breakfast?

(678): View more from Georgia

Advil and throwup

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(847): View more from Illinois

she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.

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(360): View more from Washington

have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation

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(404): View more from Georgia

You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.

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(435): View more from Utah

Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids

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(541): View more from Oregon

He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.

(541): View more from Oregon

Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.

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(512): View more from Texas

I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...

(512): View more from Texas

Cross faded me is not the classiest.

(817): View more from Texas

No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that

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(440): View more from Ohio

sorry for showing your butt to the bar

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sorry for licking your cheek

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(613): View more from Ontario

I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn

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