My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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