I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
