I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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