I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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