i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Randomize
