Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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