I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We're too hungover to prance.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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