I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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