Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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