D3 body, D1 cock
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i out mim tonsoeep
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