So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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