Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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