Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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