Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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