I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
we're chasing vodka with high fives
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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