Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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