Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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