I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Randomize
