sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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