I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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