fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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