Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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