he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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