She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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