You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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