they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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