pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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