I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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