How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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