I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
PANTIES FOUND
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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