and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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