pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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