sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i believe in u and ur pee
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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