the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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