...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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