all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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