Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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