Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
