The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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