its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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