I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
