her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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