Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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