Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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