Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Randomize
