I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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